Not the Marrying Type T-Shirt

A public service announcement.

Why waste everyone's time with the "where is this going" conversation? This shirt handles it upfront - clear, honest, and commitment-free since whenever you bought it.

Perfect for bachelor parties, divorce celebrations, or just regular Tuesdays. Wear it as a warning or a badge of honor - your call.

• Fits true to size. Perfect for all body types
• Printed on super soft, 100% cotton. Some Heather colors contain polyester
• No more itchy neck with easy tear-away label
• Ships fast - arrives at your doorstep in 5-7 days
• Easy, no-hassle returns within 14 days
• Don't see it in your color or size? Or do you want it in a hoodie? Shoot us a message and we'll make it

Drink smart, don't be a dumbass.

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